The actual text a girl wants

I posted an article on my Facebook page earlier titled something like the 8 text all females want. I thought "Yeah I mean that is pretty cool" But then I thought those are great and all but these texts are some of the greatest of all time. So now here is my list of things I actually want to receive in a text.

1. HEY I AM AT MCDONALDS RIGHT NOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
those words right there are like music to my ears. To think that there is a human out there who loves me so much they are willing to sit in McDonalds drive thru line and actually think of me. I could cry. Not only that they get the golden fries from heaven and deliver them to me. If that is not love, then love does not exist.

2. GIRL, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA WHEN YOU DANCE
I mean I like to think that if beyonce and shakira got together and had a child i am that child. I mean kids gave began to call me Beykira. I am that believable. Plus MY HIPS DO NOT LIE

3. YOUR HAIR IS SO MAGICAL I JUST LOOK AT IT AND I'M MEMORIZED
I think i might have spelt the wrong word there but you get the point. I have been told many times in the past that my hair is magical. I am like the girl in mean girls, my hair is so big because it is full of secrets.

4. YOU ARE SO PRETTY YOU SHOULD BE A VICTORIA SECRET ANGEL.
I mean lets be honest, if you are a Victoria Secret Angel then you have been deemed one of the top super models in the world. They are the cream of the crop

5. YOU ARE MISS AMERICA TO ME
This one is obvious since Miss America is " from sea to shining sea like lady liberty
she reigns over all she seesshe is beauty and she is graceshe is queen of 50 statesshe is elagance and taste
she is miss united states. I mean what rl doesn't want to be told she is all those things. 

6. I LOVE YOUI mean this one I have to agree with since it is kinda obvious. I mean it is kinda nice to hear every once and while. Like I don't know why people can't just tell me. 

7. I HAVE A DRINK READY Think about it. You have had a rough day. You are tired. You are angry. You are probably hungry if you are anything like me. But most importantly you are thirsty,. There is nothing like knowing that when you arrive at your destination you will be able to quench that thirst. I do not have 8 texts because I am not as needy as the girl who I am refuting. I am simple. I only need 7.