Life and its stupid lemons

I know many of you have heard the expression when life gives you lemons, make lemonade then hope it gives you vodka as well. Personally I think this expression is stupid, but mainly because I do not particulary care for lemons. So as many of you know, I am in the midst of a life changing career change (and yes even though I am only 24 it can be life changing and a career change- even though I have never had a career before). part of this change has involved the soul sucking task of going back to school - and yes I get the irony of this since I want to spend my life in a school teaching. For those of you who have never been in college, know that it truly does suck your soul. You try and try and try and try to get ahead, you work hard, you make good grades then at the last second they throw you a hail mary and say hahahahaha sike, you have to do all this too. For me it is frustrating. I just want my life to start. I want to get somewhere. I want to move on and not feel suck. I am currently unemployed, yes I work odd and end jobs but to me that does not qualify as employed. I look ahead to my bright future and I see the light. I think I am finally gonna make it then BAM soul sucking school gets in the way. For those of you who really know me, you know I dont get discouraged easily and if I do I smile and bare it. I dont want people to know my problems and I def dont want their stupid advice unless I specifically ask for it. So yeah life has handed me lemons and what am I gonna do about, I guess I am just gonna keep trucking. I am still going to be a leech to my parents and live off of them forever because I cant seem to win when it comes to picking a career. But first and foremost I guess I am going to quit complaining. I am going to try my hardest to keep getting ahead and I am going to pray that life passes me some vodka pretty quick to wash down the bitter taste of its lemons. Okay rant over/